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Terrible pillows. Terrible human being.
Mike is so cooked, lol
“Welp maybe a little cocaine will make me feel better.”
A lot of cocaine might.
-Donnie Trump Jr.
Lindell was consequencelled
Consequences will never be the same.
Cancequenced?
The correct response to this is:
Lol
Lmao even.
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roflcopter
I see some sewing machines are up for auction… I would love it if the Biden campaign bought them up to make Biden shirts to sell. Maybe something like “I defeated an election conspiracy and all it got me was Joe Biden as President… and this shirt.”
Ok, crackhead 🙄
How about you lay off the pipe for a minute
It couldn’t have happened to a better man.
Hilarious. And the lawsuit hasn’t even happened yet, has it?
Well, one has. He had his cybersecurity symposium, where he showed the “evidence” that the election was stolen, and offered a $5 million prize to anyone who could prove him wrong. A cybersecurity expert took one look and showed him that his “evidence” didn’t say anything close to what he claimed and wanted his 5 mil. MyPillowFool refused to pay, security guy took him to court and won. Fool had to pay.
He still has the Big Daddy 1.3 billion (With a B) Dominion lawsuit pending though.
The fun part is that the cyber security expert is actually a Trump voter and was excited to vindicate the election meddling story.
Holy shit is that true? There needs to be an English word for “schadenfreude”.
The Dominion one was the one I meant. I forgot about the other one.
Yeah me too, but it was in the comments of the article and reminded me that he’s already out that $5 million. But that’s going to look like couch cushion money if he loses the Dominion case.
The retailers found him to be too out there. I can understand.
If it were cancel culture he would have gone out of business during COVID.
Maybe his billionaire buddy will bail him out.
This guy is such a joke. Apparently there is My Coffee now as well, and I know this because they have a contract with the company I work for to ship their products. So much of their stuff goes missing and is never claimed. Have not tried the coffee but I imagine it’s foul.
Civet coffee without the coffee beans. 🤢
Civet coffee
Is this a Brockmire reference in the wild or is civet coffee a real thing?
Civet coffee is a real thing.
Well, then Brockmire’s analysis is probably relevant:
At $200 a bag, [it’s] a totem for the wanton opulence that defines late stage capitalism, but shit, I got it for free, so what do I care?
Unfortunately, it’s real. Perhaps one of the most disturbing and stupid food products to exist.
It is actually a real thing. It’s definitely not common though.
“Ya mean I can’t just say whatever?” -Mike Lindell
Just remember. It’s not a lie… if you believe it…