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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Said this to my boss once, we laughed right to the unemployment office.

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Said this to my boss once, we laughed right to the unemployment office.

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    Smokers are jokers

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      I mean, there’s a song about it, so you’re technically correct.

  • @[email protected]
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    25•2 years ago

    No judge on smoking but be professional at work.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      works from home

  • defunct_punk
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    27•2 years ago

    Saying weed smells like ass isn’t an attack on cannabis or users themselves. Sorry but if you come over reeking of weed I’m gonna ask you to change clothes or put on some body spray or something

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    I’m a software engineer, I literally vape at my desk.

    • BruceTwarzen
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      1•2 years ago

      Thanks for living the dream

  • @[email protected]
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    13•2 years ago

    “Yeah my dog got into it with a skunk, I can’t get rid of the damn smell.”

  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    36•2 years ago

    My boss is a coke addict so I think I’d be fine

    • @[email protected]
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      Shit, when I used to grow the devil’s lettuce (till power got exorbitantly expensive) I was supplying my boss and half my coworkers at no charge.

      In my experience, weed brings people together!

      • ComradeSharkfucker
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        16•2 years ago

        Try growing mushrooms. Much less energy requirements lol

        • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺
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          17•2 years ago

          weed helps surviving customer interactions on the phone, mushrooms dont really make works possible at all, because you know this cloud over there looks really fascinating. it reminds me of that time, when i was at that lake and woah did you just see that ray of light?

          • @[email protected]
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            4•2 years ago

            Try microdosing.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          I’m actually working in it, I only recently discovered them!

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        The fact that you just called it the devil’s lettuce makes me think you didn’t

        • @[email protected]OP
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          My lettuces keep growing these sticks am i doing it right.

        • @[email protected]
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          You don’t have to think! You can just search my name and watch my videos on my old YouTube channel, I haven’t uploaded since I turned off the tents, so it’s a bit of a time capsule.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    Usually I don’t tell people they smell like weed because I want them to think I’m judging them for smoking weed. I tell them because they smell like a skunk died wearing their clothes and I want them to do something about it.

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