That’s why I always have an Archie comic or Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader next to my toilets. I read enough random bottles growing up.

F’ing great here

Time to read the bottle of the air freshener!

I have always kept a big tome of the great poems of western civilization in the bathroom for emergencies like this.

this is what pulp fiction was made for.

Not too* fucking late to fix your title though

Or when we desperately hold in our shit until we find our phone lol “I need to shit! Where the fuck is it!?”