I never leave the house without my Portugal.
I carry ВЛ80 and Kazahstan even to grocery store
Our*
Picks up my Portugal after it turns itself, in a puff of smoke, into a small green leaf. Shouts, “Woohoo”. Shoves green leaf into pocket. Proceeds to smack an alligator in the head with a butterfly net for two hours.
Usually I carry around Canada or Sweden, but Portugual can be handy as well
I forgot it at home once and it came up in a conversation. Talk about a disappointment.
Prefer pure pesto in a pinch? Ponder putting Portugal in pants!
Don’t use it everyday, but it’s pretty small and when you need it you need it.
Is there room for a bagger 293?
I prefer Bagger 288!
Of course! That was all just on one side.
Just make space for the Komatsu FGC25-16 Forklift, never know when you might need one!
Ever since all those derailing incidents, I’m surprised girls don’t carry at least one spare Alco GP-9. It’s not smart to just assume guys like me that pocket two are going to be there.
Actually there’s around a thousand train derailing incidents a year. The event you’re referring to is just when one actually made it to the news.
Is there really only a thousand? I would’ve guessed trains were less dangerous than cars but a thousand derailment still seems exceptionally small.
I thought u meant globally
Hence the need for pockets
Here here
You call that a pocket?
I agree.
It’s too small…
the people who say cargo pants/shorts are out of style don’t realize that not having everything jammed in and jingling in 1 pocket is always in style
I love my convertible cargo pants.
What do they convert to?
Cargo shorts if they’re cool enough.
I think the CD1445 is retired. The replacement is slightly larger.
But it won’t fit in those pockets any more.
Not without taking out Portugal first.
Not to mention the GP9. I’d take an SD45 over a GP9 any day of the week.
I’ll gladly have myself an MLW M420W or GE C40-8M.
I hate it when I change pants and leave the house without my Portugal.
I got skinny jeans I can only fit Montenegro anyway. You don’t really need Portugal with you all the time.
I hate leaving house without ВЛ80 and at least Kazahstan.
Now that’s what I call a BЛ80
Do you mean Portugal the country or Portugal the man?
I bet there’s men in Portugal called Portugal, because of the country.
I wonder what are the odds of Portugal meeting another man named Portugal, and then Portugal getting in Portugal, in Portugal.
Yeah, it’s a last name in Portugal.
A rare one, but not unheard of.
Jokes on you, I can fit the entire Atlantic ocean in my tote bag.
Damn, I’m jealous
It’s been like that since I was in high school at least; I remember a girl in the lunch line only managing to fit her thumb and forefinger into her pocket to fish out a quarter, my entire forearm almost to the elbow fit in mine.
And yet, in the 20 years hence, I have heard of no attempt by any manufacturer of any size be it an international textile conglomerate or some chick in her sewing room trying to market women’s pants with actual pockets. So I take it there’s just no demand.
So I take it there’s just no demand.
From what my female friends told me, they just buy mens’ clothes when they want pockets.
Stop buying girls pants and shop only boy stuff. Watch the industry squirm.
Granted I’m a man who tends to wear women’s size gloves but when it comes to pants I’ve never understood why clothing companies try selling gendered pants but quite often I’ve found that womans pants are basically the same as men’s pants just with less pocket space I’ve in the past accidentally got women’s pants and only realized when I tried to put my phone in the pocket as that’s literally the only way I could tell the difference aside from placement on the target store otherwise the second hand market is completely unlabeled
I regularly shop men’s jeans for the pockets and lower odds of finding glitter on the ass, can say if the fit doesn’t work it’s because the front is a bit too accommodating. But that’s the only issue I occasionally run into.
Glitter on ass now that’s something I’ve yet to see or hear of tho it does sound like a porn tag like cake farting
Speaking as someone who has spent thread and needle time expanding ridiculously small pockets in my ‘sewing’ room (bedroom), I hereby demand it. Give us pockets.
But that’s a really cool skill to have, at least.
Neo-libezi say that no supply means no demand
Don’t look in girls’ bags though. If you do, you may stare into the void for eternity or get eaten by a 6-dimensional space monster.
I’m not like other girls. My purse just has a mouse, charger, powerbank, HDMI adapter and all that for a Cray-1. Soon enough i’ll upgrade to a spare NASA supercomputer because Starfield ain’t gonna run on love and air.
That’s why guys always bring the whole purse.
I looked into my wife’s bag once. I think I saw the Event horizon.
We’re leaving.
If we give girls pockets, they’ll just use them to hide witchcraft components.
If the men find out we can store witchcraft components, they’re going to tell the church
She turned me into a neut
A newt?..
No, she took his balls
Well I got better…
*material components for spell casting. But that’s what component pouches are for.
To be fair they already store witchcraft components in hammerspace
If I were a girl I would just wear cargo pants.
Have you ever seen cargo pants for women? They’re fucking SEXY, they hug curves like leggings but they also have a ton of pockets on em!
I know one that does
In that case you know someone sensible.
When shopping for trousers, I routinely stick my hand into potential candidates only to recoil when I find yet another case of ‘your fingertips and nothing else’.
Went shopping with the missus in Tenerife. She picked out some jeans and went “are these for men or women, I can’t tell”
“I’ll check.” said I. Put my hands in the pocket. Stopped two knuckles in. “These are women’s jeans.”
Meanwhile, I can fit a Nintendo Switch in my shorts pocket, with joycons attached, and still get the zip closed.
One of the reason for the joycon drift is peoples putting Portugal AFTER the switch
This explains the unusual gathering of lint around the area.
