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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

hypocrisy

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  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    It’s actually text

    • TheLemming
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      1•2 years ago

      So they’re right! Speechless

  • TimeSquirrel
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    2 years ago

    “No offense, but…”

    [Offends]

    • Malta Soron
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      30•2 years ago

      “Needless to say,…”

      [Says it anyway]

      • @[email protected]
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        19•2 years ago

        I like the idea of people saying “Needless to say…” and then just ending their sentence, leaving you wondering what they planned to say.

        • Captain Aggravated
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          13•2 years ago

          That’s a fantastic joke from Futurama. At Farnsworth’s…roast?..Bender steps to the podium and says "And now, a man who needs no introduction, " and walks off.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•2 years ago

          Needless to say

          • TheLemming
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            3•2 years ago

            I’m sitting here for 16 hours now wondering about what you wanted to say!

            • @[email protected]
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              3•2 years ago

              Needless to say I know it neither

    • BeardedSingleMalt
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      20•2 years ago

      “I don’t wanna talk about it…”

      [Proceeds to talk about it for 15 straight minutes]

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    I mean how would I know what I think if I can’t hear what I’m saying read what I’m writing?

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    The scandal

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    reminds me of the super best friends speech from south park back in the day

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    TLDR;

  • molave
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    15•2 years ago

    I’m trying to be ironic, but this is unironically irony.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      You forgot the /s at the end.

  • @[email protected]
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    39•2 years ago

    Well, it says “i’m speechless” not “i’m lost for words”. 😀

    • @[email protected]
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      17•2 years ago

      Now I imagine them just writing an incoherent string of words. “Tomato car house fireman oven duck garden rice…”

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        Isn’t that a classic too? As in your mouth runs off and your brain trails behind. Later you ask yourself wtf you just said. I hate when that happens, especially during job interviews.

      • OpenStars
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        9•2 years ago

        Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

        United Sheesh of Americas.

        The list can go on as long as you want it to. :-P

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        Don’t try to guess my password.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Interesting what kind of distinction do you draw between speech and words? 🤔

      • @[email protected]
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        21•2 years ago

        I’m sitting here in complete silence typing this comment out, I’m not using my speech. I am however using written words.

        • Midnight Wolf
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          5•2 years ago

          Technically you aren’t using written words, but typed ones. Unless you are using some written-to-ocr system, but the end result is the same.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            touché

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          Perfect answer. 🙂

        • Lexi Sneptaur
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          4•2 years ago

          Boooooo

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            “That’s right, use words!”

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        FiskFisk33 already answered it. It’s about speaking vs. writing/ using language.

        On a serious note (and thereby killing the joke completely): doesn’t everyone know the situation where you can’t get the word out that may be very well in your head?

  • @[email protected]
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    68•2 years ago

    What will happen if you reply just “ok”?

    • smashboy
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      14•2 years ago

      Dishonor

      • MelastSB
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        6•2 years ago

        Just on him, or also on his cow?

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          On his whole house!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      8•2 years ago

      I prefer a thumbs up.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      Ducks.

    • sharpiemarker
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      27•2 years ago

      Death

    • Xusontha
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      6•2 years ago

      Nah just respond with this lol

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