Probably some of the classic r/NoSleep stories. I’ve been listening to the Borrasca podcast recently and… damn there used to be some good shit there.
The one I wish I could forget is the Clarissa comic about the little girl that is being horribly sexually abused by her father and everyone around her either knows and pretends that they don’t, or just refuses to see the truth.
4chan, so uh, indelicate:
sister hung herself - must’ve been one hell of a strong rope.
blank room soup
Once on Reddit I read of someone who grew up in a house where they had a poop knife as part of their standard toilet tool set.
This person once found themselves asking for a poop knife elsewhere, casually, like anyone would ask for toilet paper.
I think a commenter called it “the Mashitty” in the replies, which I found hilarious. That story and comment will forever be remembered.
Hell yea the poop knife. His family had one because their shits would block toilets. He thought it was a normal thing to require and have a poop knife but after going to a friend’s house and asking for it, he discovered that it was indeed (Samuel L. Jackson voice) not a normal thing to possess.
Jeez! Terrifying. Sounds like something from It’s Always Sunny!
This one never struck me as real enough to be exciting. Felt too obviously made up.
It’s a real thing. (At least it says so on the packaging.)
It’s a real thing in the sense that someone ran with the hype, but I don’t think the original story was true, myself.
Imagine how shithouse their diet must be to warrant the need for a poop knife 🤮 drink more clear fluids and up the fiber intake jeeze
Disagree- as someone coming from a family with similar abilities, this is more related to volume and personal flexibility. Just because it’s extra large doesn’t mean you have been constipated or not eating enough fibre, sheesh.
Seems more like a bad sewer system or toilet installed.
John Titor 😂
Nikocado avocado
Two broken arms
Time cube. I think about this some times and wonder… https://web.archive.org/web/20150506055228/http://www.timecube.com/index.html
Spispopd
The safe
What was in it? Or did we ever get an answer?
Kevin
Classic
Not exactly a story, but a picture thread on Reddit where a guy posts a photo of his tattoos on his arms, and someone goes “how did you take this picture”, so he posts a selfie showing him balancing a phone on his shoulder, and someone replies “wait how did you take that picture” and then he posts a photo of him taking a photo of him taking a photo… and this continues until he reveals multiple complex camera setups. Such a legendary thread.
Edit: here it is: https://imgur.com/gallery/JThDN
I remember that one!
I can think of a few. Jenny, Kevin, non zero guy, and Iranian yogurt.
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Sadly, this is not that well-known anymore. I think the whole concept of “cybering” is probably unknown, nowadays. There doesn’t seem to be a good website still online with the whole bloodninja saga anymore, so this is the closest I could find in readable text ;) https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/30157/I-put-on-my-Robe-and-Wizard-hat
Oh man, that sucks. I used to kill time there when we went over our family’s data cap for the month because it was the only place that would load
Oh, how sad. Another part of internet history gone
It’s where I first learned that the computer will automatically block your password with ******
hunter2
Edit: why does it not turn into asterisks for me?
I see *******
It just turns it into asterisks for other users. That’s why while you see hunter2, all I see is *******.
