It already didn’t look great for Lauren Boebert when she got kicked out of a Denver theater for being disruptive during a performance of the Beetlejuice musical — or when video emerged of the voluble Republican congresswoman being escorted out of the theater. But that was hardly the end of this saga. A second video showed Boebert vaping in front of a pregnant woman, who claimed that the lawmaker refused to stop doing so when asked. The story really went nuclear when a third surveillance video leaked, showing that Boebert and her date were getting awfully comfortable with each other during the show.
Unfortunately for Boebert’s campaign to rebrand as a normal lawmaker, more juicy details keep coming out. Boebert — who has condemned drag shows in the past — was co-groping at Beetlejuice with an Aspen bar owner whose establishment hosts drag shows and participates in an event called Aspen Gay Ski Week. “I learned to check party affiliations before you go on a date,” Boebert told TMZ, although the pair have been reportedly seeing each other for months now.
In an interview with OAN, Boebert, who has been arrested four times, said that she is “very known for having an animated personality.” But the private incident in public is having a big impact on her professional life, distracting from her effort to impeach President Biden. Days after the incident, she was removed from the list of speakers for the Texas Youth Summit later this month.
At least she has her defenders. In a long Facebook post published Monday, Boebert’s ex-husband, Jayson, said he shared the blame for the incident, claiming that his acts of cheating “broke her down.” While it’s odd to have your recent ex-husband come to your defense for getting handsy in public, Jayson Boebert is something of an expert in this realm, having once been arrested for exposing himself to a teenager at a bowling alley.
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And the theatre can’t shake the Boebertjuice debacle–won’t someone think of the cleaning people.
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(Looks around)
Damn, she’s STILL HERE
Just another girl not finishing the job.
“I learned to check party affiliations before you go on a date”
Then Boebert can service her constituents with a clear conscience.
It’s amazing that THIS is the takeaway that Boebert has from the incident. Was the problem that she was vaping by a pregnant woman in a venue where vaping wasn’t allowed and refused to stop? Was it that she and her date were groping each other in public? Was it that she pulled the “Do you know who I am” card?
No. It must be her date’s party affiliation that’s to blame!
Insert Principal Skinner Meme Here
Fit the Party of Personal Responsibility, Republicans sure love finding ways to blame other people.
It must be her date’s party affiliation that’s to blame!
Apparently some of the right-wing hyperbrains have decided that this was an eVuL dEmOcRaT pLoT to tarnish her. Because nothing says “party of personal responsibility” like saying it’s the other side’s fault when you massively fuck up in public.
How absolutely unhinged is it that this is a real headline and story.
But she can shake a dick at a theater.
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Her first husband wiped his dick out in a bowling alley the first time they met…
This time the dick stayed in her dates pants, so I guess she’s maturing?
I think you meant “whipped” but PLEASE do not correct it. Wiped is so much better.
“Ripped”
I wonder, if you rip your dick off at a bowling alley in front of teenagers, does that count as a sex offense?
Whipped. He whipped his dick out. Wiping ones dick out in a bowling alley conjures incredibly unfortunate mind-images. Like Kingpin except Woody gets murdered and then it’s just Amish Cousin Eddie evading taxes and cursing the United States from Canada for the next 80 minutes.
He might’ve wiped his dick, but we’re all sure he whipped it out.
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showing that Boebert and her date were getting awfully comfortable with each other during the show.
The fuck is with all these news articles and just glazing over the most egregious acts?
She wasnt getting “awfully comfortable” she was fuckin jerking the dude off and getting her tits pulled out and fondled in a public space where children were present.
Stop sugar coating it. She should be put in a jail cell or out on bond right now. Countless grown adults have been permanently marked as a sexual predator for life for much less than that.
Why the fuck is she not out on bond right now, or in a cell? It was caught live on camera???
Why the fuck is she not out on bond right now, or in a cell?
Two reasons, (R) and ($).
The last line also way underplays it. Boebert was the minor
Indeed. She is now a sex criminal, regardless if police have the temerity to go after it.
the Beetlejuice Debacleperforming sexual acts in a public theater in the presence of minors
Wait. Is this that “exposing kids to sexual content” that the right is always screaming about while pointing at books which have the slightest LGBTQ references? Could they be projecting?!!!
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I want her to rail against people for exposing minors to sexual content just so that someone can rub her stupid face in what she did. I would love to have the honor to, but my chances of ever being in her vicinity ever are zilch.
Yes let’s call this what it is. Also we should remove Beetlejuice from this whole thing and not tarnish a good movie/show franchise.
She should have shaken it a little more, imo.
While it’s odd to have your recent ex-husband come to your defense for getting handsy in public, Jayson Boebert is something of an expert in this realm, having once been arrested for exposing himself to a teenager at a bowling alley.
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AristocatsConservatives!I’m not sure if it was the bowling alley incident, but he exposed himself to Lauren and some of her friends when they were underage. Who sees an older man flash them and says “that’s the guy I’m going to marry?” (Well, apparently, Lauren Boebert.)
Maybe he’s a Hunter Biden type?
Just *chef’s kiss*.
Are you kidding? She shook that MF like a god damn shake weight.
Putting Bobo aside, can you imagine what an incredible douche canoe of a club owner this guy must be? I’m imagining his employees having to deal with the type of narcissist that gets excited about going out with a trashy congressperson.
I’m convinced he knew exactly what he was doing and did it for expose her for who she is.
Ironically, this one bar is probably one among many bars he owns, and for him, the event programing is just a way to get bodies into the door, rather than any sort of moral ally-ship.
dude could still totally be a bigot. just one that puts money over bigotry. Not sure if that makes him an even bigger ass or not.
There’s always onlyfans 🤷🏿
She’ll be alright. I hear she’s pretty handy.
If the fellas don’t find you hot, they better find you handy!
Maybe it’s an onlyfans/porn tryout? She keeps mentioning how great she is on her knees and such.
If it takes no imagination for you to be branded and known on the hill as Congresswoman Hoebert, maybe practice situational awareness.
“I learned to check party affiliations before you go on a date,” Boebert told TMZ
Doesn’t this entirely invalidate the claims of people like Boebert that woke-ism ruins people’s personalities and thought processes? Shouldn’t she be able to see that this guy was a degenerate trans groomer or whatever without needing to know his “political affiliation”?
If not, perhaps the negative side effects of people-with-different-opinions is not actually a fatal condition, after all.
Is that why she now avoids Republican dates or is it size?
you’re applying logic.
you’re not the target audience.Doesn’t this entirely invalidate the claims of people like Boebert that woke-ism ruins people’s personalities and thought processes?
We really gotta stop giving a shit what these people think.
Except a lot of “these people” are running our government…
Fellow freaks found each other and now she decides that her shiat doesn’t stink. Hope she stocks up on ‘c’ batteries cuz that the closest she’s gonna get to getting her ditch itched
getting her ditch itched
Stealing that.
Dude, republican degens would line up to drink her bathwater. She’s gonna be fine.
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