Just wait till the cat gets cuddly and the dad starts pillow talking “M’Lord”

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What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!

My sword, I say! Old Montague is come, And flourishes his blade in spite of me.

Oh lord

But… Milk in Earl Gray. Hmm.

Super cute. And if you get sick of the formalities, you can call him Monte which is a great nickname too.

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Lord Montague: first of his name, destroyer of vases 🐱👑🏺

Clearly, His Lordship disagreed.