Still not used to a community called “funny” actually being funny. Lemmy is weird.
From someone who draws comics, general comedy\humor is quite difficult to make for the general audience. Different people find different things funny all around the world. To “hit one out of the park” is rare. And funny-all-the-time is virtually impossible. A universal oddity. 👍
Petition to normalize painting vulvas on walls by learning to draw a vulva and putting it on walls.
Isn’t that just Georgia O’Keefe without the canvas and the pretense of flowers? 😛
You go ahead and learn to draw female genitals – not easy.
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After a first attempt, I must admit you are right. They also really don’t look the same from person to person.
Neither do dicks, really. You just need a stylized symbol that everyone can recognize.
True. Here is the most simplistic yet (hopefully) recognizable symbol I could come up with:
B==D–
Paint vaginas around potholes to make your city fill them faster
*vulvas
The part you see is the vulva
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metonymy
Much like the term balls, which are only on the inside, has come to be colloquially used as a synecdoche for “testicles and scrotum”, vagina gets used the same way to encompass “vagina and vulva”. Besides, the clinical definition of vulva includes the vaginal opening, so it’s not exactly a huge leap to the colloquialism.
Yeah yeah, but vulva is the whole bouquet and I’m doing my part to change the mindset
Vul-va! Vul-va! Vul-va! lol
I was going to “ackshually” and post a (disclaimered) medical image poking fun at the word “hole” but, as it turns, porn has completely superseded medical images of the vagina on most search engines. An internal view of penetrative sex isn’t my kink but it’s apparently a common one.
Already a regular occurrence in Finland.
I love how they call it ‘church boat’.
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works!
In my neighborhood for a while someone (probably a group of people) were sticking vulva drawings everywhere. Building walls, lamp post, mail box, etc. They were all unique and hand drawn too.
That artwork is incredible…
And incredibly arousing.
Especially the eyes
I wouldn’t want the leftmost painted on the side of my house, the rest are okay tho
I would only have the leftmost … the Goofy-Blinky hybrid with a chain kink is just weird/too random to make much sense (or probably it’s just me not getting something)
I think I’d just hire an artist to paint over that one (if I couldn’t find the original artists).
It’s fair to say you don’t want something you don’t like on your wall, while still encouraging artists.
Would you prefer cocks?
The Mad Hatter with his dick out would be pretty hilarious, honestly.
tbh yeah
It’s easier to explain to people than why I have some kinky sex game character painted there.
It’s Alice in wonderland
I don’t think Alice’s heaving breasts and skin tight clothes are canon…
It is in the 2011 version (with Nvidia Physx [feat. Dante from Devil May Cry™])
Alice is seven years old, dude.
Depends on the adaptation, in the Burton movie she’s 19
Alice is a 7 year old girl. That is way, way worse.
explain to people
Which people?
The other people in the world??
The fuck kinda question is that?
All due respect, if I saw that painting on the side of a house, or even a painting I don’t like come to that, I am not looking for an explanation.
Okay…
I don’t know what to tell you, everyone I speak to who’s seen it would get an explanation that I hadn’t paid for a kinky childhood character to be painted on the side of my house and I don’t want it there…
Ahhh, I understand. It’s your choice to have whatever you want on your home.
Especially since Alice was 7.
She’s clearly not here
Drawing a child character as a sexualized adult is weird and I wouldn’t want it on my streets
I think it’s pretty harmless in this case. There are plenty of renditions of the Alice story with an older Alice and the story in general has become pretty synonymous with other adult topics (for example the general psychedelic aesthetic) that I don’t really connect it with the original character much.
But I can see how some other people might see it differently, so I guess it’s a fair call to not want it publicly shown.
even if she’s 18 I wouldn’t wanna see that shit it’s just kinda trashy
That’s just subjective. I quite like the whole wall way better how it was than blank.
as opposed to cocks
Do you even know the canon age of those cocks!?! :D
Those might be the cocks of children, the cocks of men with severe mental disabilities unable to consent, or the cocks of the most hated warlords and dictators in the history. You’re displaying them for the world, you monster!
Oh … so definitely not each their own sentient entity walking, waddling, and bouncing around exploring the world?
Look at them little cocks go, so bravely venturing into the unknown …
It probably doesn’t make you feel any different about it, but I’m 99% sure it’s from an adult comic series that put a darker twist on a lot of fairy tales.
which one of the 5 gazillion versions of the story? Pretty sure she isn’t seven in the tim burton version…
Oh, I don’t know, maybe the Disney version which she is dressed the same as. Very similar design. Context clues and all.
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Fuck the buff, but also god bless. Fresh wall to paint
metaphor for internet
My highschool did something like this. There was a massive memorial dedicated to a African charity event we did. New headmaster came and the fucker god rid of it.
This is true every time there’s a change of hands of power. The new leader busy assert themselves about their role, and reorganize a system, even if it’s perfectly functional. What is good must go, for the zealot has need of your suffering.
Skinneeeeer!
Clearly not even the same wall.
Yeah i think it is picture with the nicer grafiti is just taken much closer you see the bor holding up the corugated steel roof on the right and the part that sticks out on the left.
The pipes on the wall are in exactly the same place on both pictures.
Imagine being the person holding the roller to destroy the top pic. Just walk into the ocean dickhead.
I think we should rather talk badly about the person who made it happen instead of assuming the painter was the one who did it all lol
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The owner of the building has every right too decide what is painted on their building.
And we have every right to chastise them for their stupid ass decisions. Just like you have every right to completely miss the point.
Best part is it is 2 different buildings m8
Top left has some crazy pelvic anatomy.
Also what’s going on with the dress, is there wind from below?
She’s a little gassy
I’m 90% convinced her pelvis is correct – her boobs and legs are angled wrong, though.
It’s literally on shrooms
I have been complimented on many occasions about my personal work of art
Yeah we had some legend turn one of our sewage aeration pipe outlets into a Mario flower, whole city went nuts over it.
Removed within 48hrs because it “wasn’t authorized”
Fucking joke.
It’s BS. They converted several city owned buildings in the last city I lived in to open face “mural invites.” Best thing ever. Every city should try it. Beautiful art all over.
My city has a huge bridge which is designated as graffiti area. Government even gives them paint sometimes. We use to have yearly competitions on it. These days every now and then new work shows up, but it’s mostly inactive. That said, people are still allowed to paint there. It looks great what otherwise would be boring gray slab of concrete.
I want this to be the standard, I love seeing artsy kids/teens making murals instead of shitty tags everywhere.
Should have painted cocks on it in retribution.
Good idea, I’ll go past Bunnings on the weekend ;)
Banksy’s getting a bit more on the nose.
Wanksy
Nnnnice cock
Honestly top is fucking awesome to look at.
So are cocks, though.
I guarantee some Karen complained about the sexy Alice and that’s why it was removed
It would have still been awesome with Alice being overtly sexual tbf. But then again people will always find something to complain about.
Well Alice was a 7-year-old, so yeah, that’s pretty gross.
Notice the “For Lease” sign in the bottom picture. Probably what happened was the tenant who had commissioned the artwork moved out.
I saw something similar to this happen in my hometown. An artist collective had a space they were renting, and they had painted a huge mural on the wall outside. When they moved, a church took over the space, and they painted over the mural.
Well duh, Jesus hates colors.
Ever since the gays stole the rainbow from god, grayscale is what they have to make do with.
Among other things, apparently
I don’t care for sexualized depictions of Alice, considering the original character was seven years old, but the other ⅔ of it is pretty cool.
Yep, I would have been honored to have that on the exterior of my business 😌
Funny? More like sad.