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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

I hope I put the correct amount of eyes on in the morning.

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I hope I put the correct amount of eyes on in the morning.

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕒𝕓𝕚
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    22•2 years ago

    He’s always prepared to grill some meats.

  • MentalEdge
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    7•2 years ago

    “smoking meats” seems like something people who cook their own food might say, I’ll say that.

    • zedtronic
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      3•2 years ago

      You could say it a lot, so people make sure you’re very human in design.

  • @[email protected]
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    187•2 years ago

    Zuck clearly put it there as a joke/Easter egg. I know it’s weird, but dystopian multibillionnaires whose life’s work undermines the very foundations of democracy around the world can have a (bad) sense of humor too.

    • @[email protected]
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      20•2 years ago

      Deep Zuck lore.

      Is there like a billionaires.fandom.com

      • @[email protected]
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        56•2 years ago

        https://www.forbes.com/

        • @[email protected]
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          14•2 years ago

          The correct answer

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          Doubles as billionaire onlyfans too

        • @[email protected]
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          10•2 years ago

          Sir, not when I am drinking my afternoon coffee — please!

          • @[email protected]
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            4•2 years ago

            Coffee, meet computer screen

    • DessertStorms
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      2 years ago

      Surely it’s just product placement, and he’s made a chunk of money/a handful of souls to advertise the sauce?

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      Even jokes by dystopian multibillionnaires whose life’s work undermines the very foundations of democracy around the world that have a (bad) sense of humor can fail.

      • @[email protected]
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        deleted by creator

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          Wh… What does Facebook have to do with whether a joke is successful?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          undermining the very foundation of democracy around the world

          I’d say that qualifies as not being ideal. Some of us would even call it a BAD thing.

    • @[email protected]
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      27•2 years ago

      I have a sneaking suspicion that Zuck hides bottles of Sweet Baby Rays around the house and makes you chug them like a frat boy hazing with Smirnoff Ice.

      • @[email protected]
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        15•2 years ago

        I was at his place one time practicing Brazilian Jiu-jitsu and he cut a hole in the nipple of his shirt and insisted on breast feeding me Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce

    • Neato
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      37•2 years ago

      He probably thought it’d humanize him to be so quirky and silly!

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        You’d think, with a few dozen billion dollars under his belt, he could afford a better writers room. How much could Conan possibly cost?

        • @[email protected]B
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          3•2 years ago

          I’m all for frugality even though you’re rich.

      • @[email protected]
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        15•2 years ago

        What we can’t see is it’s actually “Sweet Human Baby’s” Sauce

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          He’s a billionaire. He probably doesn’t buy generic baby sauce, he probably buys “Sweet Baby Ray”

    • @[email protected]
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      93•2 years ago

      Yes, it’s an Easter egg. Zuck did a bbq livestream like 12 years ago featuring sweet baby rays and it became a meme

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        Meat like a brisket

        • @[email protected]
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          Meat food successfully identified.

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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    3•2 years ago

    Looks like he accidentally set his hands on some bbq sauce he spilled the night before and hasn’t found a sink yet.

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    Ribbit

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    This is the same thing Jensen did on an Nvidia stream, but with spatulas. Apparently it was an intentional social media marketing scheme.

  • stown
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    25•2 years ago

    Sweet Baby Ray’s!

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      My daughter’s favourite!

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        so you’re daughter loves high fructose corn syrup. basically.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 years ago

          Pretty much!

    • @[email protected]
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      16•2 years ago

      Smoking meats.

      I’m the meat chef.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      Yas! At least we know SOMEONE around Zuckerberg is an actual human with taste lol

    • The Giant Korean
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      4•2 years ago

      The sugar free version is legit great.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    This is pretty true to life. I’m always finding my bbq bottles in random places

  • The Giant Korean
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    4•2 years ago

    Isn’t Zuck really into BBQing or something?

  • @[email protected]
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    32•2 years ago

    This is freakishly funny. I think I need more sleep

    • @[email protected]OP
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      27•2 years ago

      Unlike Zuck who doesn’t require sleep.

      • @[email protected]
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        8•2 years ago

        He does sleep- on a rock in direct sunlight

  • Froyn
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    4•2 years ago

    That’s Sweet Baby Ray’s. Their slogan is “The Boss is the Sauce”. Did Zuck ceded control to molasses and seasonings?

    • zedtronic
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      2•2 years ago

      Free will is an illusion created by Sweet Baby Ray

      • norbert
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        2•2 years ago

        I can appreciate that even billionaires eat Sweet Baby Ray’s though. It really is the best sauce.

    • dream_weasel
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      2•2 years ago

      “The sauce is the boss”**

  • uglytruck
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    1•2 years ago

    It’s a spy camera trying to catch a glimpse of his messages on Signal.

  • Yewb
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    8•2 years ago

    I keep getting Facebook advertisements with his fucking face on it, on Facebook.
    I hide it all keeps popping up

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    On his planet, it’s called High-Fructose Infant Raymonds.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    BBQ sauce because he’s cooked

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