I think about this tweet every time I drink water but then the asexuality hits

10/10 post

I do that with Beer.

some people say she’s 60% water

!tardigrades

i use a sippy cup now to avoid this problem altogether even though i’m still horny for hydration

me at 3:00am

Proud water slut 😤

Is this how hydro homies started?

I may be a dirty slut, but my beard holds approx. 2l of said water for future use.

How can you not be a water slut during summer 🥵😤

Ma’am, you’re in a Wendy’s drive thru

excuse me

I’m a clean slut for water