What do you secretly, and weiredly enjoy doing? We will not judge 😊
Go for walks in the middle of the night. Like in a residential neighborhood, or an industrial district. It’s just so peaceful.
Middle of the night walks are amazing. It’s so quiet
That’s the only time I can walk my dogs in my neighborhood. Too many people have their dogs off leash.
Bam! You’ve been weir-ed.
Weiredly mesmerizing
I enjoy a nicely cooked brussel sprout.
listening, and singing along, to Ke$ha.
I wish I could say that in 2023 people would be past judging others for “basic music taste” but I still see people on the internet shitting on artists like Katy Perry. It’s okay to not like an artist, but it’s not bad music, it’s definitively good and well made.
Ke$ha is a persona she puts on, and she has catchy music! Be proud of that shit!
Updating software. Windows, iOS, Android, Windows Phone (sniff!) among others.
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That’s a reasonable thing to do from a security standpoint.
Do you feel it’s akin to showering or more like healing infected wounds?
It’s… relaxing….
I miss my Windows Phones everyday…
I’m like this too. Watching the update progress bar complete is like peeling those plastic things off of new phones, TVs etc.
Yeah. I like the defragmenting tool in the past too.
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Anything’s edible if you’re committed enough.
And a banana is a _____ if you’re brave enough!
full circle.
Nobody normal has ever enjoyed doing my wife. Heck normal folks don’t even get a chance to try
I also choose this guy’s……
Wait, I forgot where I was for a minute. Sorry.
It’s all right, grandpa, I’ll get the walker, let’s get you back to the bed, you can send the updoots to my left.
Now i’m confused
I talk to my dog while walking. “Do you want to go this way or that? Don’t go in there, that’s not our garden. Hey look, doggies! Shall we go and say hello? It’s ok, don’t be frightened, it’s a cement mixer, it won’t hurt you. Oh, are we going home now?”
Oh man, I have a constant dialogue with my dogs when we go for a walk. To be honest, I do a fair bit of talking to them at home too.
I talk to my animals a lot. Also inanimate objects. If I sit a bag on my car I may tell the soda not to roll around and point at it warningly.
Talking to your pet is supposed to be weird? Wait … am I weird?
My cat says not to worry-- it’s normal.
I eat strawberries whole. The green part and all
The green part is awful on its own but it makes the strawberry as a whole taste so much better.
Wow, i eat oranges like tangerine
Well I’ve spent the last three days thoroughly entranced by the World Jigsaw Puzzle Championship, which it turns out is a thing. So idk, maybe that?
I was just wondering what to do today so… thank you.
It’s the most technologically lacking sporting event with the most clueless commentators who don’t even know the rules. But it’s wholesome af regardless.
Usually, not too weird.
But I guess what qualifies as ‘weird’ is that I enjoy consuming snus / oral tobacco when masturbating. And exclusively when masturbating.
Sometimes when I get pissed off at life I go do a little sky screamimg. Basically I go out in my lawn and yell FUCK or RAAAGGGUUHHH at the sky until I feel better. Benefits of living in the country, nieghbors haven’t said shit.
neighbours haven’t said shit.
Probably too scared.
“FollyDolly’s out screaming again. I’m gonna say something!”
“No, don’t. It’ll be more trouble than what it’s worth.”
“They’re scaring the children!”
“And what if they come back with a knife? What then, Karen?”
“Ok, but I’m writing it in my FollyDolly Scream Journal for evidence.”
Lol
Well, I wouldn’t call out the guy next door screaming profanity either. Don’t mess with crazy!
I like to keep the tap in my bathroom sink squeaky clean and shiny at all times so that there’s not even a single water stain on it, so I give it a wipe every time I use it - which is several times a day.
I like getting “worked on”, I guess you could say? Like… I like going to the dentist, for example. Anything that kinda hurts but is for my own good, and involves just staying still on a chair/table while somebody else takes care of it.
Being forced to keep perfectly still while my jaw is cranked open and someone scrapes away at my teeth is oddly relaxing. I literally almost fell asleep once.
Damn… you lucky. I need heavy sedation just to get my anxiety under control, or at least tamped down
I’m able to fall asleep during an MRI scan.
I fell asleep while getting fillings. They woke me up at the end.
Haircuts are another one that puts me straight to sleep.
Woa… Lol
That means you’re the dentist’s favorite, makes it easy for them.
Doing little dance steps while walking around the office.
