translator’s note: translations not to scale. do not use these translations for translative purposes

Too late, they have all been added to my lexicon.

I’m learning basic Chinese and I found out that tofu (豆腐, “dòu fu”) means “corrupted bean.”

I just had someone I normally respect tell me “I’ve only seen white people take your position” when I said that I wouldn’t cast my vote for genocidal Democrats, were I an American. While they were also claiming that voting for Harris is critical to protecting the American trans community.

I can’t even fathom a response to this.

I don’t mind people voting for liberal candidates if they’re otherwise struggling, lost, and/or confused and need to feel like they’re doing something, for lack of understanding of the nature of organizing collective action. If it’s a little peace of mind, okay, they deserve it.

What offends me about electoralism are the people who speak of the act of voting in moral terms.

Anyone without a rich daddy is a sucker.

Chapo confirmed being gay with their dad.

It insists upon itself.

Keep your stick on the ice.

Doesn’t “tankie” just mean you’re jealous that someone hates fascism more than you do?

It’s some kind of heaven.

1 like and i’ll kill my dad

What we all picture every time someone tells us “Try not to get too political.”

That was the greatest political reference of All Time.

Almost as good a political analogy as Quark’s root beer speech.

Elon Musk legally declared to be full of shit.

The Hardman

They bought the mountain in the fourth pic.

He might actually be the funniest billionaire alive, just never intentionally.

Folks, nobody else has done this before. Nobody’s been consumed like we have! We are being consumed so beautifully and we are going to become so, so empty. Beautiful little circles that are not circles, the most beautiful not-circle circles you’ve ever seen. So many, just so many billions of dead souls inside containment. The nasty failing unravellers have eaten this country’s moral fabric, they’ve eaten it all up! I’m from a kingdom level above human, more and more people are saying it! And you know what that means? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation. There is no hope.

You know what they’re saying now folks? The media, they’re saying Americans are more willing to participate in cannibalism than ever. Ever! Nobody else has done it! And, you know, we are going to drop the abominations like a dog! Seven. And that’s how we do it, that’s the awakening, folks. Twelve. Eighteen. And we’re going to destroy Al Qaeda! Now there you go again.