lol you guys can’t handle me when I am honest, good for you I think.

I don’t know it just reminded me that the jail equals suicide beforehand for me and that works pretty good as a deterrent from bigger theft, drunk driving etc.

Some would say “don’t drunk drive cause you can kill someone”, I’d say “don’t kill someone cause you will go to jail”.

I only do small stuff like really small to get that illegal thrill scratch scratched. And great thrill it is indeed. I don’t even detonate random diy explosives anymore. Boring as fuck but it is the life. The days of illegal thrills are over as soon as you cross the magic 18 yo barrier and can be sentenced as an adult.

Now we are all responsible boring saints who have them strong moral opinions on curing world hunger

No fire :/ ah no wait there is a little merry fire

We shall wait for our arrested development queen empress. May she mercifully release with the nfo slur count under ten

My rent has doubled since the last time we met

I have seen neo nazis bronies and crossdressing in cute outfits

The truth is that they are toothless source of entertainment except for German neo nazis, those should be hanged asap to prevent future invasions of neighbouring countries and I mean really someone please

I’d shoot myself in the head beforehand if I had to go to jail fr. Makes me a good citizen with ethics and all that stuff. How do you call them? Morals. I have morals

There was a time when I thought my house is a mess

You understand

We really don’t give a single flying fuck but always nice to be eaten

Yay Look what have we here. Lemmy.ml comics memes being totally self ironic

Now the question is do I want to lose my valuable time trying to argue with commie midwits over and over. Probably not. I have a tea party with John Rawls in 15 minutes

Lol id kill someone back then sooner than do that

Pledge to corporate same now. i don’t care about consequences. you can shove your funny pledges up your arses. I am here only for money

Cats have no complex thoughts, it’s just food, groom, hunt, sleepy, must run

Idk if there is even a point to try to imagine what cat feels or thinks

Oh how angery we are, that surely helps to prove your point

You just paint some imaginary target form schizo people shooting at others or wanting others to die and call them republicans. It’s insane

You showed your true colors at the end. You are as bad as what you think you fight against

“Women aren’t allowed to be in the same room as men” 💀

iOS 17.5.1. I am gonna write a juicy letter to Tim apple now

I meant the conservatives dwell in their own bubbles and think exactly the same how superior they are etc

Everyone thinks they have a monopoly on being the most awesome human being and refuses to even acknowledge that it might not be the case.

Our society was ruined by narcissism

Well the other side does exactly the same. Hence no one can communicate anymore and we only dwell in our isolated meme bubbles and feed our egos with how much superior we are than them

Ugh I think you guys just are so isolated in your bubble and the politics is so polarised that you don’t understand anything that isn’t agreeing with your own views.
You even think of it as some pure evil stuff when it’s just different views and way of life.

Some people want to live traditional life and they view republicans as someone who upholds their traditional values. Probably religious too.

It may seem strange but many people have different values and what they deem important.

You can’t just go „ohwowoowa they have different views than me, how can they?” Cause that’s super immature and narcissistic

I do not support extremist political systems. Neither from left or right.