If you do that, the cagers will whine “Look at all the cyclists driving their bikes in the lanes set aside for emergency vehicles!”

As it should be 😍

I read it in one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy books

Yes.

Not at all.

In Irish it’s called wae.

Very much so! In fact, I would like to fill all of your holes if you’re up for that.

I like your socks on your body

Yes

Excellent