please never be too awkward to ask for help when it’s actually needed

if you’re not an asshole about it no decent person will hold it against you

(ok it was more about reindexing sql databases than updating the actual server kernel)

bring back old forums that had a weekly scheduled reboot that was always the same but you would always forget about and panic for 10 seconds and be about to email the webmaster before remembering

modern day PT Barnum

it’s so bad that even the average early 2000s edgy forum dwellers found it abhorrent

oh my god you are taking me back 15 years ago when i first learned about F.A.T.A.L.

guy spent more time writing about

than actual game mechanics

“other attributes” ie. dick and boob size btw

tfw you are trying to do a survival power fantasy and your character penis is as small as your real one

proud of you for being a successful Felix reply girl

this can easily applies to internet pop history lovers too, i’ll remember this one

also gets blown up by bruce willis in the jackal remake

be careful posting right after a meal, people have died that way!

when will you stop pushing your pro-robot agenda on everyone

There is an anime from the 90s, in the french localization they set it in Paris instead of Tokyo. Anyway in the finale, the protagonist goes with their parents to live in… Paris, so suddenly they all were living in Tokyo all along!

links zwo links zwo

started playing the mad max game. it’s been fun

an upvote isn’t enough so

Colombian president suspends coal exports towards Israel, effective the 23rd. They represent 84% of Israel coal imports.

“Though China built upon a foreign base of technology”

unlike me, who invented everything i ever used

sitting on my own giant shoulders

and they jingle jangle

The Magicians

is this the one where they drink satyr cum at one point