I’m pretty sure you could have a neon sign saying “I want to go out with you” and I still wouldn’t pick up on it

You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its cuteness.

Gotta make sure the online one stays secret by never sharing your username.

Is energy drink ok? I think I’m half caffeine by now.

Don’t forget: 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big, so don’t stop.

Neat. But that’s a bat. Does that hold true for most mammals?

Talking privilege revoked

Damn, I really need to do a campaign again. I’ve had an idea brewing for a new one for a long time, I should probably start writing it down so I can do one soon.

Gotta make sure to somehow keep it low key while also cashing it in from the only fans account

Could be because they don’t have any beans. We are going to need some volunteers to test that theory though.

Also closely related to searching for something you are already holding.

Came here for memes and ended up learning something that could save a live. Neat

I would love to get a Viking funeral, but I don’t own a boat so the nearest billionaires yacht will have to do.

Now I’m wondering. If I start to go to restaurants, eat the free appetizers and leave without ordering anything would there be any consequences besides them banning me? Isn’t like I’m really stealing anything since they give it away for free.

I don’t think it’s really good manners to eat the free appetizer without ordering anything.

Screaming is inversely correlated to the amount of ice cream and will resume at full volume once it’s gone.

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It will remain a mystery forever.

Currently sitting in the waiting room of my dentist for my semiannual checkup here in Germany being glad I don’t have to deal with that kind of stuff.

:3