screechy guitar noises

I’m getting strong Marta vibes from arrested development with this one

My cynical mind says they broke autocomplete to encourage voice to text which is a much more rich data mining avenue than text only. Think of what all information about yourself can be determined just from your voice, which passes through Google servers when you use their voice to text and they most definitely keep.

I like beekeeper studio.

That’s a fun one to have in your comment history without context

Out of all his war crimes, this one might be the worst

Lots of comments in here saying to just use Firefox, and they’re entirely correct, but the one use case for articles like this I could think of is where you are forced to use Chrome at work but can still install extensions.

I didn’t know they had made a remake lol

It’s ok, I like the Get Smart reference too.

Confidently incorrect, to me at least.

“one ping only, please”

The last time we tried some shit on a Pacific atoll, it was pretty fucked up for the environment too. https://allthatsinteresting.com/bikini-atoll-nuclear-tests

Mine is wearing out at the corners, but still proudly on display

But Elmo, your hat said Trump was right about everything

Holy fucking nightmares those eyes

Trump gave himself a little war, as a treat

A BA in physics is not a physics degree. It’s a bullshit degree

If only.

To be fair the newspaper is also a giant ball of Doom

100% guarantee she pulled that 413% figure right out of her ass