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One just shows up on your doorstep, flopping around

Couch lint?

three missed meals

I thought it was 9, but I guess with intermittent fasting, it could be the same time frame

That’s a great username

It’s amazing how expressive a line can be

The booing will happen, but 0 points won’t. Take last year, massive general public vote despite all the booing and protesting.

Honourably

1337 seconds

Noice

My guess is a toilet that only needs to flush once to get rid of those pesky classified documents.

… I said, wiping his load from my eye.

I was thinking more Centaurworld

G. I. JOSÉÉÉÉÉ

B as in, “By god, that’s Robert Loggia”

There’s also a rule 34, but it’s super advanced.

Username checks ouh

Honestly, the only deadnaming I can get onboard with. Although I do like referring to tweets as Xcrements now though.

Ah, I left AU shortly after, so wasn’t paying attention to local news… 😂😂

The chicken is real, I’ve seen it. I think it’s the chocolate.

The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

Sees like you found it again :)