the Howling North

Uh, there were concepts of a master plan. /s

Does it involve 3 people floating in a pool?

Proving a negative always works out!

It was a good rally. Free Hawkins Cheezies and Fred Penner!

Can we agree on a reasonable deal?

Sure.

Will it ever satisfy Dingus?

Nope.

He’s not entirely wrong.

Wasn’t it already 35% before today?

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Some guy pitched it as “Vance runs with Asshole as VP, wins then resigns. Asshole is prez again.” Of course this requires Vance not having ambitions of his own.

Dude looks like grim death now. They’ll already have to Weekend at Bernie’s him from 2026-2028.

“Compassionate conservativism” vibes.

Neat.

until after the election

Says it all, really.

No way! Private companies are always better than government ones! /s

The “Joe Biden is too old” crowd is pretty quiet these days I’ve noticed.

Canadians unhappy with Trump’s claims that their country will be America’s 51st state have lost interest in visiting the other 50

Hey, guess what you shouldn’t have said, NYmag.com.

Dig two graves.

I’m in. I’ll miss the Loonie, but Europe’s looking pretty good these days.

“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

• Mark Twain

Yeah, I was worried I was starting to like him for a minute there.