@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareSLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down.@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT If you slip the zookeeper some money you can do anything you want in the zoo. Like jumping into the gorilla enclosure.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSLPT If you slip the zookeeper some money you can do anything you want in the zoo. Like jumping into the gorilla enclosure.@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT having money issues? Purchase a cheap color scanner/printer, scan a $20 bill then print and cut it out. This will create a duplicate $20 bill! Repeat for more money.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT having money issues? Purchase a cheap color scanner/printer, scan a $20 bill then print and cut it out. This will create a duplicate $20 bill! Repeat for more money.@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT Purchase some AA batteries from the store and shove them into the gas tank to make your car a hybrid.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSLPT Purchase some AA batteries from the store and shove them into the gas tank to make your car a hybrid.@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT During the winter keep all door windows down, so in the morning you have 4 less windows to clear offmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT During the winter keep all door windows down, so in the morning you have 4 less windows to clear off@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • edit-22 years agoSLPT are any of your vinyls getting dusty or otherwise dirty? Just throw them in the dishwasher with heat on!plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT are any of your vinyls getting dusty or otherwise dirty? Just throw them in the dishwasher with heat on!plus-square@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • edit-22 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@Deestan@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT Want a negative-calorie meal? Try beach sand. It's cheap, natural and pre-seasoned.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSLPT Want a negative-calorie meal? Try beach sand. It's cheap, natural and pre-seasoned.@Deestan@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
keyEnglish • 2 years agoSLPT: Use too much paint thinner? Use a thickener such as cornstarch to counteract the thinning. The reverse approach can be used if you add too much cornstarch to your gravy.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSLPT: Use too much paint thinner? Use a thickener such as cornstarch to counteract the thinning. The reverse approach can be used if you add too much cornstarch to your gravy.keyEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@dystop@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT In this inflationary environment we need to do all we can to save money. Wash your kleenexes after use instead of throwing them away.plus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT In this inflationary environment we need to do all we can to save money. Wash your kleenexes after use instead of throwing them away.plus-square@dystop@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square1fedilink
@sodding_gasbag@sh.itjust.works • 2 years agoSLPT Not sure if you want kids? Have a test kid, if you don't like it you can always return it.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSLPT Not sure if you want kids? Have a test kid, if you don't like it you can always return it.@sodding_gasbag@sh.itjust.works • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT Don't buy fake plastic skeletons, waste of money and bad for the environment! There are free ones at the graveyard just need to do a little digging.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSLPT Don't buy fake plastic skeletons, waste of money and bad for the environment! There are free ones at the graveyard just need to do a little digging.@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT drive with a full bladder to get to your destination quickermessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT drive with a full bladder to get to your destination quicker@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT A pilots license is not mandatory, nobody will check! Just start flying today at your local airportmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT A pilots license is not mandatory, nobody will check! Just start flying today at your local airport@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@Deestan@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT Taxi drivers are allowed to run red lights if you say you're a copmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT Taxi drivers are allowed to run red lights if you say you're a cop@Deestan@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
keyEnglish • 2 years agoSLPT save gas on long highway trips with a rope going from your front bumper to a grappling hook. Semitrucks have latches on their rear and won't notice the added weight of your car.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT save gas on long highway trips with a rope going from your front bumper to a grappling hook. Semitrucks have latches on their rear and won't notice the added weight of your car.keyEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT Trying to hang a TV and don't know where a stud is? Start drilling holes in the wall till you find one! That's where the TV goesmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSLPT Trying to hang a TV and don't know where a stud is? Start drilling holes in the wall till you find one! That's where the TV goes@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT follow the tips from shitty life pro tipsmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT follow the tips from shitty life pro tips@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@18107@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT Worried about getting vinegar in a cut? Rub lemon juice into the cut first, then you won't feel the vinegar.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT Worried about getting vinegar in a cut? Rub lemon juice into the cut first, then you won't feel the vinegar.@18107@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@dystop@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT if you're embarrassed about the noises made when you're pooping in a public toilet, scream at the top of your lungs everytime something comes out.plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSLPT if you're embarrassed about the noises made when you're pooping in a public toilet, scream at the top of your lungs everytime something comes out.plus-square@dystop@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agoSLPT wear a condom on your tongue for a week so when you take it off you appreciate food more.message-square1fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareSLPT wear a condom on your tongue for a week so when you take it off you appreciate food more.@killer_penguin@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square1fedilink
