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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.

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SLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.

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SLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself.

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SLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information.

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SLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out.

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SLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out.

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@killer_penguin@lemmy.worldOPtoShitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.
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Make sure to ask for one

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@killer_penguin@lemmy.worldtoShitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT: Win your next boxing match by slathering your gloves in raw eggs and chicken so your opponent will get salmonella and have to surrender the fight.
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Got poison effect on those gloves

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.

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SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept.

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SLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth.

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SLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper!

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SLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper!

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother.

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SLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother.

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SLPT bean.

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SLPT bean.

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SLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreams

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SLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreams

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SLPT Your job have a drug test day? Make sure to bring enough for everyone to try some.

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SLPT Your job have a drug test day? Make sure to bring enough for everyone to try some.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT The good die young. Be an A-hole your entire life to live longer.

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SLPT The good die young. Be an A-hole your entire life to live longer.

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SLPT Have a work email? Report every email you get as spam you can never be too careful. The IT department will love you because you're thinking of security.

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SLPT Have a work email? Report every email you get as spam you can never be too careful. The IT department will love you because you're thinking of security.

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Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

SLPT If you like the hair you have now, shave it all off and make a wig out of it. You can have that hairstyle forever

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SLPT If you like the hair you have now, shave it all off and make a wig out of it. You can have that hairstyle forever

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SLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down.

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SLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down.

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SLPT Trying to lose weight? Always scoop your ice cream when it's frozen rock hard. You will burn a few extra calories.

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SLPT Trying to lose weight? Always scoop your ice cream when it's frozen rock hard. You will burn a few extra calories.

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SLPT instead of buying a bigger TV, just sit closer ya dingus

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SLPT instead of buying a bigger TV, just sit closer ya dingus

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SLPT pulling over for police is optional. They can't give you a ticket if you don't pull over.

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SLPT pulling over for police is optional. They can't give you a ticket if you don't pull over.

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