GalaxyBrain [they/them] to [email protected]English • 11 months agoIf You Were Jesus of Nazareth Back in the Day, How Would You Have Played Things Different?message-square67fedilinkarrow-up135
arrow-up135message-squareIf You Were Jesus of Nazareth Back in the Day, How Would You Have Played Things Different?GalaxyBrain [they/them] to [email protected]English • 11 months agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]linkfedilinkEnglish18•11 months agoPolymorph into a bird and fly the fuck away. Jesus knew magic, man USE IT.
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish14•11 months agoAt which point? I’m guessing the crucifixion but it’d be a sick way to end the sermon on the mount or wrecking the temple.
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]linkfedilinkEnglish11•11 months agoWhen the fuzz started breathing down on his neck, peace out on those roman fools.
Polymorph into a bird and fly the fuck away. Jesus knew magic, man USE IT.
At which point? I’m guessing the crucifixion but it’d be a sick way to end the sermon on the mount or wrecking the temple.
When the fuzz started breathing down on his neck, peace out on those roman fools.