GalaxyBrain [they/them] to [email protected]English • 11 months agoIf You Were Jesus of Nazareth Back in the Day, How Would You Have Played Things Different?message-square67fedilinkarrow-up135
arrow-up135message-squareIf You Were Jesus of Nazareth Back in the Day, How Would You Have Played Things Different?GalaxyBrain [they/them] to [email protected]English • 11 months agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareMardoniush [she/her]linkfedilinkEnglish22•11 months agoProbably appeared to Paul in person before ascension, because fuck Paul sounds like a grifter.
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]linkfedilinkEnglish12•11 months agoGuy who killed a bunch of christians until they became too popular: “g-guys! Trust me! I will invent catholicism and be the true successor of Jesus!”
minus-squareMardoniush [she/her]linkfedilinkEnglish1•11 months agoThinking about what would have happened to Catholicism if the Johannine Middle Platonists and mystics hadn’t mostly supplanted Pauline Christology in the late 2nd century and it’s not a good feeling.
minus-squareAssortedBiscuits [they/them]linkfedilinkEnglish1•11 months agoThe Roman empire basically adopted Christianity in the same way the FBI tweeted a celebratory tweet on MLK day.
Probably appeared to Paul in person before ascension, because fuck Paul sounds like a grifter.
Guy who killed a bunch of christians until they became too popular: “g-guys! Trust me! I will invent catholicism and be the true successor of Jesus!”
Thinking about what would have happened to Catholicism if the Johannine Middle Platonists and mystics hadn’t mostly supplanted Pauline Christology in the late 2nd century and it’s not a good feeling.
The Roman empire basically adopted Christianity in the same way the FBI tweeted a celebratory tweet on MLK day.