Track_Shovel to [email protected]English • 11 months agoI'm buying frozen pizza from now on ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1341
arrow-up1341imageI'm buying frozen pizza from now on ruleslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel to [email protected]English • 11 months agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink64•edit-211 months agoThe garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid. Or the person pushed it through and took the picture. Or there was a massive air bubble.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink19•11 months agoI don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•11 months agoI’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.
minus-square@[email protected]Mlinkfedilink6•11 months agoThis is the root cause analysis we live for.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•11 months agoWe’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•11 months agoafter doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•11 months agono no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
minus-squareTrack_ShovelOPlinkfedilinkEnglish11•11 months agoGet the fuck out of here with your logic
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•11 months agoMy scientific brain would think those other possibilities. Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.
The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.
Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.
Or there was a massive air bubble.
Or someone slapped their cock on it.
I don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.
slid it in
This is the root cause analysis we live for.
Or that.
I want to believe!
Username checks out.
We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
Look for the guy with a burnt cock.
after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
Get the fuck out of here with your logic
I’m a blast at parties, let me tell you.
My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.
Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.