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Track_Shovel to [email protected]English • 11 months ago

I'm buying frozen pizza from now on rule

slrpnk.net

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I'm buying frozen pizza from now on rule

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Track_Shovel to [email protected]English • 11 months ago
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    Or someone slapped their cock on it.

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      I don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

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        This is the root cause analysis we live for.

      • Janet
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        slid it in

      • @[email protected]
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        I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.

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      Or that.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•11 months ago

        We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

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        I want to believe!

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          Username checks out.

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      Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

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        10•11 months ago

        after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

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        no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

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