SeanM to Ask [email protected] • 1 year agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-square115fedilinkarrow-up1138
arrow-up1138message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?SeanM to Ask [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•1 year agoI got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
minus-squareSeanOPMlinkfedilink18•1 year ago“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” -Mitch Hedberg
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•1 year agoMitch is very heavily influenced by Steven Wright!
minus-squareSeanOPMlinkfedilink9•1 year agoI know! It’s that deadpan delivery that really sells the style. Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the 70’s!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 year agoYep yep yep I’m also the one who always goes around telling people that 😂
I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
-Mitch Hedberg
Mitch is very heavily influenced by Steven Wright!
I know! It’s that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.
Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the 70’s!
Yep yep yep I’m also the one who always goes around telling people that 😂