SeanM to Ask [email protected] • 11 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-square115fedilinkarrow-up1138
arrow-up1138message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?SeanM to Ask [email protected] • 11 months agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squarelemmynglinkfedilinkEnglish26•11 months agoA pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Did you know you have a steering belt attached to your crotch?” The pirate answers: “Yarr, it be driving me nuts!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•11 months agoThe version I heard had a parrot on the steering wheel. Makes more sense with the pirate context hahaha
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Did you know you have a steering belt attached to your crotch?” The pirate answers: “Yarr, it be driving me nuts!”
The version I heard had a parrot on the steering wheel. Makes more sense with the pirate context hahaha