• teft
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    1 year ago

    How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking for personal reasons…

    • @[email protected]
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      341 year ago

      Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.

      • HonkyTonkWoman
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        51 year ago

        For real though, Fontina is some good shit on pizza. Not as the base cheese, just like an extra topping.

      • @[email protected]
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        371 year ago

        Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine

        • HonkyTonkWoman
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          91 year ago

          And I’m pretty sure the government took away my Cheez Waffles from Food Lion…

          They’re coming for our Gruyère next.

          • ivanafterall ☑️
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            31 year ago

            Someone else who knows Cheez Waffies!? They were the absolute best snack. They vanished when we jumped to the bad timeline. There is no replacement; I’ve checked. :(

    • @[email protected]
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      191 year ago

      Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.