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      10 months ago

      Any tiny little thing you did could have you wind up divorced at this point in time. Too risky, you already played it right once.

      -my immediate anxiety

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        310 months ago

        Me: “You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don’t take.”

        Also Me: “Ahhh! My foot!! Son of a… Ah ha ha!!! Oh God it hurts so bad!!”