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minus-squareGormadtlinkfedilink74•9 months agoAnd it’s a bottle opener Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink28•9 months agoIf you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•9 months agoSo uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•9 months agoFor starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•9 months agoDoesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•9 months agoSorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•9 months agoOh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•9 months agoI usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
And it’s a bottle opener
Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
TIL I’m actually manly
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
Doesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.
Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
And your couch?
A wild Vance appears
Oh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.