@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 9 months agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-square164fedilinkarrow-up1561
arrow-up1561message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 9 months agomessage-square164fedilink
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink50•9 months agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStaticlinkfedilink42•9 months agoIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink6•9 months agoHe’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed. Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•9 months agobro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•9 months agoAll I can offer is some fish and bread.
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.
Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that
You can have one tasteless cracker.