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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 9 months ago

If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?

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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?

@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 9 months ago
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    6•9 months ago

    Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔

    • @[email protected]
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      1•9 months ago

      Are you saying water made water into water with a bit of alcohol?

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      There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.

      Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?

      • Flying Squid
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        1•9 months ago

        That would have been a much better show if they didn’t turn over the entire cast every series or so.

    • @[email protected]
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      Something over 90%.

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      Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.

      • Flying Squid
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        1•9 months ago

        He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?

        • @[email protected]
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          9 months ago

          Only someone who is omniscient could know that.

          Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.

          • Flying Squid
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            1•9 months ago

            It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.

            • @[email protected]
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              2•9 months ago

              You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.

              • Flying Squid
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                1•9 months ago

                I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.

                • @[email protected]
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                  2•9 months ago

                  All I have is Moo Deng coin.

      • ɔiƚoxɘup
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        Maybe it was a consent thing?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•9 months ago

          Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.

          • ɔiƚoxɘup
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            1•9 months ago

            I’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.

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