“Bro, bro, Jesus, tell these women to wear head coverings so we can stop harassing them”
“Oh, is it your eyes causing you to sin? Then take them out, bro.”
“BRO. I can’t help my wandering hand.”
“Oh, your hands too? Better cut them off. Now fuck off you punk and leave these girls alone, I have a bunch of people to feed with a dozen loaves of bread and a couple fish.”
I should rewrite the Bible and just make Jesus extra sassy. And then nobody is going to know what to do with it and they’re going to have to bury it in the same hole as Saddams blood Quran
The pluck our your own eye one?
That’s the one
“Bro, bro, Jesus, tell these women to wear head coverings so we can stop harassing them”
“Oh, is it your eyes causing you to sin? Then take them out, bro.”
“BRO. I can’t help my wandering hand.”
“Oh, your hands too? Better cut them off. Now fuck off you punk and leave these girls alone, I have a bunch of people to feed with a dozen loaves of bread and a couple fish.”
I should rewrite the Bible and just make Jesus extra sassy. And then nobody is going to know what to do with it and they’re going to have to bury it in the same hole as Saddams blood Quran