Remember this struggle session?

        • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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          3311 months ago

          “Bro, bro, Jesus, tell these women to wear head coverings so we can stop harassing them”

          “Oh, is it your eyes causing you to sin? Then take them out, bro.”

          “BRO. I can’t help my wandering hand.”

          “Oh, your hands too? Better cut them off. Now fuck off you punk and leave these girls alone, I have a bunch of people to feed with a dozen loaves of bread and a couple fish.”

          • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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            2311 months ago

            I should rewrite the Bible and just make Jesus extra sassy. And then nobody is going to know what to do with it and they’re going to have to bury it in the same hole as Saddams blood Quran

    • buh [she/her]
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      5611 months ago

      “It is easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle than it is for a gooner to enter the kingdom of heaven” -Jesus