Sir, a third assassin has failed

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      447 months ago

      It’s hard for me to predict the dumbest timeline. This has become such a pattern with Trump that I think there could be a genuine Stupid John Wick situation where goobers endlessly sacrifice themselves to prove to no one that they aren’t like the last goober. He’ll just be a donkey magnet until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        247 months ago

        until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.

        He’ll be a formless blob of cortisol and hair medication by then, like the ending of no-mouth-must-scream

      • barrbaric [he/him]
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        57 months ago

        Obama and Biden also never had any assassination attempts against them (that were made public, anyway). It’s strange.