Sir, a third assassin has failed
isn’t this the fourth one?
- Pennsylvania dude who was killed
- Florida dude who hid in the bushes
- Michigan dude strutting around talking about his (imaginary) C4
or does Mr Michigan not actually count for some reason I missed hearing about?
He’s gonna match Castro for number of attempted assassinations if he keeps it up.
First as farce second as tragedy.
Maybe they should try an exploding mcchicken next.
Lol guess I’m losing count
hitting the dice roller again and again in baldur’s gate 3 and just coming up with 1 every time
No quick-load for these folks
I love that he can’t go out in public without the donkey of the week trying to shoot him. It’s even better than an Oswald doing it competently.
It would be funny if chuds get mad that people are trying to kill Trump and start trying to assassinate kamala
It is kinda weird no one has attempted it yet
Obama and Biden also never had any assassination attempts against them (that were made public, anyway). It’s strange.
It’s hard for me to predict the dumbest timeline. This has become such a pattern with Trump that I think there could be a genuine Stupid John Wick situation where goobers endlessly sacrifice themselves to prove to no one that they aren’t like the last goober. He’ll just be a donkey magnet until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.
until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.
He’ll be a formless blob of cortisol and hair medication by then, like the ending of
He’s already like 87% of the way there
I hope a 4th assassin happens
Technically we’re up to 5
well maybe they’ll make the lexan cube small enough that he suffocates at this point
Well, he needs to be lucky every time.
i gues the third time is uhhh …not the charm?
ah well, neverthelessFucking stole my line. Maybe the third person who actually gets a shot out is the charm
Ah, well, nevertheless
The suspect later told US media that he was a Trump supporter who bought the guns for his own safety and notified police at a checkpoint that they were in the trunk of his car. “These accusations are complete bullshit,” Miller said. “I’m an artist, I’m the last person that would cause any violence and harm to anybody.”
Yeah, there aren’t any infamous examples of Right-wing artists using violence to harm people.
This has to be a psyop. It can’t be that hard.
Right? Lmao
hexbears I know it’s tempting but it’s not worth it to prove that hexbear was right once again
Yeah, I about posed some [redacted] before I thought better of it.
What’s the ETA on Freedom of Information Act requests? Can we ask for files yet about the GOP using its stooges to try and eliminate Trump because they want to run Joe Biden in his place?
Can’t say I’m surprised
the first doofus fucked it up for everyone, now security is too tight. sad
Fingers crossed, it’s not Drumpf’s time to die yet.
Let him win, and let him get up on stage and start talking about avoiding WW3 and the need to impose 100%+ tariffs on all countries that move away from the dollar, and then let him get JFKed on live tv
If trump gets assassinated after getting elected that would be the worst of all possible outcomes. The US would go turbofascist in seconds.
Depends on who the people blame, but maybe.
The maga dipshits would blame the left and the libs would jump right in with them, doing some reconciliation shit all the way to the new Auschwitz.
If he hadnt tried, none of these guys would have attempted it either
the deep state aren’t sending their best, folks
God dammit
I actually started laughing when I saw the headline.
on trillbillies they called it “always something with this guy”
on trillbillies they called it “always something with this guy”, i recall that phrase a lot with trump news lately
Can you not get shot at…FOR FIVE MINUTES?!
I have laughed every time
wouldve found a way to get it through. Amateur hour over here smh
