@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 8 months agoProud globohomomander.xyzimagemessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up11.39K
arrow-up11.39KimageProud globohomomander.xyz@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 8 months agomessage-square90fedilink
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca linkfedilinkEnglish9•8 months agoLike one specific tree, or I get to pick?
minus-squareDUMBASSlinkfedilinkEnglish7•8 months agoNah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca linkfedilinkEnglish6•8 months agoIt is nice to feel wanted. Okay, I’m in.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca linkfedilinkEnglish4•8 months agoI’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
minus-squareI Cast FistlinkfedilinkEnglish4•8 months agoInstructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•8 months agono you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
minus-squareDUMBASSlinkfedilinkEnglish2•8 months agoWell, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•8 months agoWouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
minus-squareDUMBASSlinkfedilinkEnglish8•8 months agoI’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•edit-28 months agoMaybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
You gotta fuck a tree.
Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
It is nice to feel wanted.
Okay, I’m in.
Good luck, lube up!
I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)