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Broke mob propaganda.
Funny how they never get the message that maybe GOD IS PISSED at them.
Nooo it’s all ‘this is because of the gays!!’ The fabulous gays of homophobe town is why it got flattened? Sure kevin
God couldn’t possibly be mad at them. Despite doing the opposite of many things Jesus taught, they must be right. The man on the big stage at the hundred-million dollar church told them so.
Needle, eye, camel, whitewashed graves, Matthew 6:5-6…
Sin, stone, John 8:7…
How can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
You gotta fuck a tree.
Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
It is nice to feel wanted.
Okay, I’m in.
Good luck, lube up!
I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
This sounds like a rage troll.
It just sounds sarcastic to me.
Its satire…
Thank god I can’t see that that says bullshit… oh wait
to the Maker of all GloboHomos:-)
Oh fuck you just corrupted the fuck out of me. What in actual fuck is wrong with you, writing that on the Internet where people can read it?
Well damn, terribly sorry, I’ve been a real fucking ass hat towards you all, allow me to apologize like the bastard I am
I really (don’t) enjoy that this is what needs censoring about this post, to get popular social media to spread it around.
Cybertruck owners are already being punished.
Is it really a punishment if they asked for it?
"Mmm spank my wallet daddy! "
Musk fans finally make sense. It’s just parasocial gay findom.
“just”
Financial domination is an actual kink
That hurricane machine must not be working too well…
https://www.statista.com/statistics/203729/fatalities-caused-by-tropical-cyclones-in-the-us/
Yeah see, I’m not sure if he’s serious or not
HAARPposting: First as farce, then as tragedy
Yea HAARP. Back in highschool I used to be all about schizo posting about HAARP changing the weather. And then it got donated to Alaska something or other and I shut up real quick. LMAO
Globohomo here too, ready for next year’s globohomo pride??
I hope they bring enough body oil this time. Last year the budget was blown on chemtrails and ketamine. I was chafing SO bad during the gay satanic orgy
Do what I do and stash an emergency bottle in the ol’ prison wallet
Consistency doesn’t matter. It’s all just taking points to boost their narrative and pretend they’re right.
I remember when they were sent by god to punish the gays, but now I find out it was sneaky Kamala all along!
Does this mean that my insurance company won’t consider them acts of god anymore and will actually cover them?
I bet she killed sparky too!
🤣
I found a good use for AI:
Undo bad language censoring in meme screen shots.
For most of these you don’t need AI, just basic Photoshop skills.
Yes, but most people dont have that or take way too long than is worth in effort and (lack of) enjoyability for a simple meme. There already exist models to unblur entire images in seconds. AI should take the shitty work lol.
Man this shit infuriates me to no end. Why?!
Americans are scared of profanity.
And the globohomos
The Profane Globohomos.
Has a nice ring to it.
Name of my next band
Or a basketball team.
From Spokane.
Fucking tiktok trained them like dogs.
You can’t be popular on that platform unless you self censor.
What really gets me is the self censoring outside of that platform, I refuse “unaliving” is simply too many syllables to ever make sense to me in normal conversation.
“Technically a hurricane machine would cause weather change not climate change.”
Twitter or Threads? Threads has got some of the stupidest people, biggest trolls, or Dollar Store AI writing stuff on the platfom. It’s literally so bad that I have a genuinely hard time believing anyone could be so stupid to write the kind of material presented there.
This would be par for the course on Threads.
I might be wrong but I think this is satire.
This is satire for sure
Iv’e spent enough time on Threads where seeing this is exactly what I would expect there. Warped my sense of what is real.
