The subjects that you can’t even bring up without getting downvoted, banned, fired, expelled, cancelled etc.

  • Skua
    38•8 months ago

    I’d probably also develop a short temper about spanners too if they were being shoved in my face by tech companies as hard as chat bots are

    • @[email protected]
      42•8 months ago

      We’re excited to announce the new Sony WH1000XM6 headphones, enhanced by the power of spanners!

      I don’t see why my headphones need a sp-

      Conveniently built in to your headset, you can use the spanner to adjust bolt tightness on-the-go!

      Okay, but that’s not wh-

      We’re proud to be leading the market in spanner-augmented products to bring a new level of convenience to your life.

      …

      Spanner may sometimes only appear to tighten bolts. Please don’t ask us the energy cost of manufacturing the spanner.