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The Picard Maneuver to [email protected]English • 8 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver to [email protected]English • 8 months ago
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  • Diplomjodler
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    96•8 months ago

    How exactly does masturbating prevent you from military service?

    • @[email protected]
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      49•8 months ago

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      148•8 months ago

      It makes you go blind.

      • MaggiWuerze
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        58•8 months ago

        And your hands get all hairy

      • Atelopus-zeteki
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        13•8 months ago

        Can I do it till I need glasses? lol

        • @[email protected]
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          6•8 months ago

          They’ll just give you government issue glasses

          • @[email protected]
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            4•8 months ago

            Yup, gotta keep at it until you can’t see the screen anymore. AFAIK, the military doesn’t do braille.

      • @[email protected]
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        22•8 months ago

        Oh, and your rifle gets all slippery!

      • @[email protected]
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        45•8 months ago

        It makes your hand pregnant

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          7 months ago

          How is babby formed?

        • @[email protected]
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          26•8 months ago

          Perrganent? Preganté?

          • @[email protected]
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            24•8 months ago

            Gregnant

    • TragicNotCute
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      14•8 months ago

      When they won’t get their dicks out of their hands in formation, it’s very distracting for others.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•8 months ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjGIfWLqC3Y

    • @[email protected]
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      5•8 months ago

      Something something male essence

      • @[email protected]
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        3•8 months ago

        I don’t avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence

    • @[email protected]
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      33•8 months ago

      When the mortar tube is clogged with cum…

      • @[email protected]
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        13•8 months ago

        And that’s how you learned the company Fleshlight has a hole in the back.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•8 months ago

      They are too exhausted from masturbating to pass the fitness test.

    • @[email protected]
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      48•8 months ago

      This is just a poor translation. It’s a colloquialism to say you’re jacking off when you’re lazy and doing nothing. In fact, it’s the same colloquialism in English. We literally say the exactly same thing when we call someone useless. What’s really interesting in my opinion is you already know this. Yet because it’s from a translation and you know that, your brain didn’t think about the colloquialisms. It’s kind of crazy how our brains work.

      • Diplomjodler
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        36•8 months ago

        I’m aware of the colloquialism but I also thought that this is something Chinese party officials might plausibly say. You know, something something Western decadence.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•8 months ago

          I thought the same. Isn’t the party kind of anti porn?

        • @[email protected]
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          4•8 months ago

          Decadence isn’t exactly the word I’d use to describe masturbation.

          • @[email protected]
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            15•8 months ago

            Sex shouldn’t be for fun. It is work for procreation of the superior culture. That time jacking off could have been spent contributing to the GDP.

            • @[email protected]
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              If it weren’t fun there would be no humans

              Perhaps we should be paid to fap so it does contribute to the GDP

            • Diplomjodler
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              18•8 months ago

              +100 social credit

          • Diplomjodler
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            2•8 months ago

            Are you a CPC official?

      • nukeM
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        8 months ago

        That’s boring tho lets go with the masturbation jokes

      • @[email protected]
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        4•8 months ago

        Leave a man idle enough time and he’ll end up masturbating that’s where the relationship goes to the colloquialism for everyone. I cna tell you in Spanish we use the same colloquialism.

    • @[email protected]
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      32•8 months ago

      Post-nut clarity makes you realize what a bad idea joining the military would be.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•8 months ago

        deleted by creator

      • Diplomjodler
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        14•8 months ago

        After a good fap I realised that this is the most plausible explanation.

        • @[email protected]
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          5•8 months ago

          Hold on, I’m almost there.

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