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As the 2015 New Zealand horror classic Deathgasm demonstrated, when you’re fresh out of guns, dildos are quite effective bludgeoning weapons against demon-possessed zombies.
Ever bring a dildo to a gun fight?
This dude knows where the purple dildo is in GTA Vice City.
Exactly!
yea that’d be a rookie mistake
Source?
Sauce!
As the 2015 New Zealand horror classic Deathgasm demonstrated, when you’re fresh out of guns, dildos are quite effective bludgeoning weapons against demon-possessed zombies.
No, but there was the time someone brought a dildo wielding drone to a campaign event and attacked the Bernallio county Sheriff with a “dongcopter.”
https://www.dailydot.com/debug/dildo-drone-attack-foia/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJuxbDIvsAk
LOL, how had I never heard of this before?
https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Sir_John_Phallustiff