ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed to Ask [email protected]English • 4 months agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-square209fedilinkarrow-up1169
arrow-up1169message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed to Ask [email protected]English • 4 months agomessage-square209fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•4 months agoGiven how slow the elevator is in my building, I’d do nothing. I’d be dead before it showed up.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•4 months agoCorrect. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoPlot twist: The joke was the one needing the crutch.
Given how slow the elevator is in my building, I’d do nothing. I’d be dead before it showed up.
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Maybe they’re not able to use stairs
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Correct. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.
Plot twist: The joke was the one needing the crutch.