• Jack
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    585 months ago

    Can’t wait for the “the doors will remain locked for the length of the ad” update. /s

    • @[email protected]
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      25 months ago

      “Volume control disabled.”

      Then the windows all go opaque so you can’t be distracted by the outside world

    • @[email protected]
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      275 months ago

      The horror I felt at reading this, and not in a sci-fi horror way. In a “watching Black Mirror from three seasons ago and realizing this will happen next year” kind of way.

    • @[email protected]
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      115 months ago

      Just like how tvs, phones and computers won’t stop ads until you make full eye contact with the screen with volume up. It’s not here yet but I bet by 2030 we’ll have must watch ads