The hat has determined that you will be a Flyers fan and go to every home game, but whenever the Penguins are in town you can’t stop yourself from 110% cheering for the Penguins and especially Crosby 😅
Good banter bud! You are now an honorary Canadian!
Congratulations you are now an Oilers fan! Please do not resist
Can I negotiate? I’m more of a Maple Leafs person.
Ooof, glutton for punishment I see.
You’ll need this
You have been banned from the country and sentenced to be a bruins fan for life 😅
Heck, if I’m banned from Canada anyway, I’ll just go be a Flyers fan, lol !
Sorry, the sorting hat has now made you a Penguins fan.
Goddammit! Imma sic the spirit of Bobby Clarke on that hat!
The hat has determined that you will be a Flyers fan and go to every home game, but whenever the Penguins are in town you can’t stop yourself from 110% cheering for the Penguins and especially Crosby 😅
Good banter bud! You are now an honorary Canadian!
D’oh!
Fine. What time is first pitch?
. . . what.