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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 2 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    194•2 months ago

    99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death. The remaining 1% tastes good with butter.

    • [email protected]
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      45•2 months ago

      Ah, so there are 3 options- discomfort, death, and nutrition. Therefore, every time you eat a fungus, you have a 1/3 chance of dying. Thanks for the info!

      • FundMECFS
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        NotHowStatisticsWork

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          28•2 months ago

          Yeah? Then successfully explain how statistics work, smart guy. But I warn you, there’s a 50% chance you’ll fail.

          • @[email protected]
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            6•2 months ago

            It’s actually 50% because it either kills you or is doesn’t. Those are the two options.

            • @[email protected]
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              4•2 months ago

              You both sound correct. No idea who to trust, so I guess there’s a 50:50 chance that it’s 50% or that it’s one in three.

        • @[email protected]
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          45•2 months ago

          True; some mold is actually medicine. Therefore you only have 1/4 chance of dying.

          • @[email protected]
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            10•2 months ago

            1/5, some are hallucinogens

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 months ago

          Just as believing in a deity gives you a 50% chance of salvation.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 months ago

          Oh, you like math? Name all the numbers.

    • @[email protected]
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      98•2 months ago

      Not quiet

      98.99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death, 1% tastes good with butter. The the remaining 0.01% is estimated to have saved over half a billion lives.

      • @[email protected]
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        25•2 months ago

        Pretty sure the antibiotics also taste good with butter.

        • Annoyed_🦀
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          13•2 months ago

          What doesn’t taste good with butter?

          • @[email protected]
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            10•2 months ago

            Kale, raw fresh fruit, sushi.

            • @[email protected]
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              4•2 months ago

              Plain yogurt, lettuce, candies.

              • @[email protected]
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                5•2 months ago

                It ain’t plain if it’s with butter

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 months ago

            more butter

      • @[email protected]
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        63•2 months ago

        And 0.00001% makes me see and feel funny things

        • @[email protected]
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          29•2 months ago

          More of them do that, but only once.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 months ago

        And then there are the few lucky people who die a whole lot faster if they take that .01%

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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      10•2 months ago

      Or when growing in cheese.

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        10•2 months ago

        Cheese also tastes good with butter.

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