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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish81•4 months agoIn parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoHe hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman. Yet here we are.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoBut he does have that lack of morality to at least try
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoAt a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•4 months agoThe kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
He hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman.
Yet here we are.
But he does have that lack of morality to at least try
A used car salesman
At a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
ON a flood?
Tesla is a close second at this point.
A car used salesman