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“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” - Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

If only there was another proven way of doing this without the risk of serious complications of getting sick.

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    34 months ago

    The recommended amount of carrots is very reasonable. Only 12 per meal. (no not the baby carrots ha ha)

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      14 months ago

      What if I told you they make baby carrots by cutting down regular carrots? Yeah your world just turned upside down baby.

      It’s amazing that Dr Worm isn’t even the worst person in power right now. He’s in like 5th place

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        24 months ago

        Oh sure, they’re regular carrots but to really get the effects promised by dr. brainworm, you need to eat 12 full sized or 36 baby carrots at every meal.

        (also, please note that do not do this.)