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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 month ago

Mitch McConnell Settling Into Retirement by Destroying All the Houses Jimmy Carter Built

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Mitch McConnell Settling Into Retirement by Destroying All the Houses Jimmy Carter Built

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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 month ago
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Oft-succumbing and soon-dying United States senator Mitch McConnell revealed his post-political plans of destroying all the houses Jimmy Carter built during his time with Habitat for Humanity.
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    In 2045 at the age of 103, Mitch McConnell somehow returns

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      As president

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