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In 2045 at the age of 103, Mitch McConnell somehow returns
As president
At press time, McConnell planned to expound on his malevolent personal endeavors in the forthcoming memoir, “Human Impediment: Tales of a Worthless Life, Soon Forgotten.”
Absolutely savage. Hopefully it’s also topical
Sounds like what his epitaph should read, and have it used as a public urinal.
He would. The old bastard.
My friend, Hank Hill will be flipping out. He built a home for Niefko and Alla Lubecki, with a highly virile friend of his, Dale Dribble.
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Dunno. In this day and age, it’s possible he’s attracted to Dale Gribble.
Goddamn, that one got me.
Great work, @theonion.
